Post Apocoliptic Cbeebies

I woke up thinking of another this morning, what with all this anti hero style treatment of super hero's being very in right now the only characters left unscathed by this trendy self effacing negativity are the creatures roaming around on the CBeebies channel, and they are just about the wierdest, most haunting individuals on TV. Take one and depict it as it would appear in the "real" world as the new fashion would have us believe, a post apocoliptic anti hero, something Johnny Depp would play in an overstylised indie flick. I want flaws, violence and self mutilation.